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hello, everyone this is the longest text ever i was inspired by the various othe
r longest texts ever on the internet, and i wanted to make my own. so here it is
 this is going to be a world record this is actually my third attempt at doing t
his. the first time, i didnt save it. the second time, the neocities editor cras
hed. now im writing this in notepad, then copying it into the neocities editor i
nstead of typing it directly in the neocities editor to avoid crashing. it sucks
 that my past two attempts are gone now. those actually got pretty long. not the
 longest, but still pretty long. i hope this one wont get lost somehow. anyways,
 lets talk about waffles i like waffles. waffles are cool. waffles is a funny wo
rd. theres a teen titans go episode called waffles where the word waffles is sai
d a hundredsomething times. its pretty annoying. theres also a teen titans go ep
isode about pig latin. dont know what pig latin is its a language where you take
 all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add ay to 
the end. if the word begins with a vowel, you just add way to the end. for examp
le, waffles becomes afflesway. ive been speaking pig latin fluently since the fo
urth grade, so it surprised me when i saw the episode for the first time. i spea
k pig latin with my sister sometimes. its pretty fun. i like speaking it in publ
ic so that everyone around us gets confused. thats never actually happened befor
e, but if it ever does, twill be pretty funny. by the way, twill is a word i inv
ented recently, and its a contraction of it will. i really hope it gains popular
ity in the near future, because twill is way more fun than saying itll. itll is 
too boring. nobody likes boring. this is nowhere near being the longest text eve
r, but eventually it will be i might still be writing this a decade later, who k
nows but right now, its not very long. but ill just keep writing until it is the
 longest have you ever heard the song dau dau by awesome scampis its an amazing 
song. look it up on youtube i play that song all the time around my sister it dr
ives her crazy, and i love it. another way i like driving my sister crazy is by 
speaking my own made up language to her. she hates the languages i make the only
 language that we both speak besides english is pig latin. i think you already k
new that. whatever. i think im gonna go for now. bye hi, im back now. im gonna c
ontribute more to this soontobe giant wall of text. i just realised i have a gia
nt stuffed frog on my bed. i forgot his name. im pretty sure it was something st
upid though. i think it was frog in morse code or something. morse code is cool.
 i know a bit of it, but im not very good at it. im also not very good at french
. i barely know anything in french, and my pronunciation probably sucks. but im 
learning it, at least. im also learning esperanto. its this language that was ma
de up by some guy a long time ago to be the universal language. a lot of people 
speak it. i am such a language nerd. half of this text is probably gonna be abou
t languages. but hey, as long as its long ha, get it as long as its long im so f
unny, right no, im not. i should probably get some sleep. goodnight hello, im ba


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